With Cocaine you don't crash like from normal energy drinks as the drink features high quantities of the natural sugar, Dextrose. A monosaccharide (simple sugar), Dextrose (also known as Glucose) is a natural carbohydrate that is very easy for the body to use and is used heavily by the body during aerobic and anaerobic respiration. Since your body doesn't have to "work" to use the sugar, it eliminates the "crash" when the supply runs out.
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Features
- One can has the same kick as 3 and a half cans of Red Bull® Energy Drink!
- Renamed to "Insert Name Here" as the FDA took a disliking to the original name of "Cocaine".
- Currently, cans are repackaged with a plastic label that hides the original Cocaine label underneath - small cut at the seal will with a knife or scissors will let you see the old label. Eventually the new label will be printed on the can.
No Energy Drink "Crash"
With Cocaine you don't crash like from normal energy drinks as the drink features high quantities of the natural sugar, Dextrose. A monosaccharide (simple sugar), Dextrose (also known as Glucose) is a natural carbohydrate that is very easy for the body to use and is used heavily by the body during aerobic and anaerobic respiration. Since your body doesn't have to "work" to use the sugar, it eliminates the "crash" when the supply runs out.
Just the essentials are included in Cocaine.
You'll notice the ingredients list is pretty short; this is because of Cocaine's efficient design. Cocaine is intended as a straight energy drink, it has a strong, but not excessively sweet flavor, and as designed, it delivers a lot of energy. By working with natural flavoring, Cocaine achieves its unique flavor without an excess of chemicals and sweeteners.
Does Cocaine contain cocaine?
No. Nor do we, the manufacturers or anybody in the FDA recommend, condone, encourage or applaud the use of illicit drugs.
Why was it labeled Cocaine?
The manufacturers thought it was funny. We did too. The FDA didn't.
Total Reviews: 15
Average Rating: 
Best in show
03-03-2011
Reviewer: HxcMole (6)
A friend bought a case a long time ago and once I tried it. It was on. The burn not bad at all and just amazing better then everything out there.
Best Energy Drink Ever!
02-14-2011
Reviewer: The American Psycho (1)
Let me first of all tell you, I am an energy drink connoisseur. I have tried nearly every energy drink imaginable, from Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, Wired, Redline, Spike Shooter...the list goes on and on. I have built up quite an immunity to caffeine thanks to this, I at one time in my life was consuming 5-8 energy drinks a day. My tolerance is so high now that I can drink a Redline Extreme and fall asleep, they are strong as hell and they have little affect on me anymore. Now, this brings us to Cocaine Energy. I must first of all say, a can of this and I am good to go for hours. I have a friday routine each week, I wake up early as hell and go out to this flea market and walk all day long, for miles. And nothing but a can or two of Cocaine can keep me going. I love this stuff, I have ordered 3 24 packs already and I WILL order more. I saw this once even for sale at the flea market and I bought 10 cans there. I love the energy rush, its not ridiculously jittery but its a nice buzzing, intense yet enjoyable "focused" high. Its almost euphoric feeling. And as for the taste....I love it! I throw a can in the fridge at night and in the morning I crack it open and I get hot cinnamon cherry sweet goodness. I can''t chug this, as it will burn my nose and throat, but I have grown to love the intense flavor. This is my favorite energy drink of all time and a must try for all of you energy drink fans out there. Seriously, you all must try this, you will not regret it!
Burns Good
01-06-2011
Reviewer: ()
Really good energy drink. It tastes like a cherry/jalapeno combo. Cherry taste and a jalapeno burn in the back of your throat. Not too bad.
Atomic Fire Ball Liquid Form
01-04-2011
Reviewer: eightydee (14)
I don''t normally write reviews for energy drinks, this shall be my first.
I love the looks of the can. Which were my first impressions of this drink. Now, I''ve drank a lot of different energy drinks and this seems to be the best kick. Although, it really has a bitter burning taste. But by all means, if you like the burning sensation, this may be the energy drink for you. I found a website where you enter your body weight and your "poison" and it''ll tell you how much you can drink before you "play the big PC in the sky" and this one was highly ranked. Like I said, I drink a lot of energy drinks, this one is thee only one that gives me that hyper feeling. I have A.D.D. and this stuff gives me A.D.H.D. Now, a word of mouth, do not go to your local gas station and ask for this stuff. I did that, the guy gave me a look and said to get out. After realizing what I actually said I told him it was an energy drink and he just smiled and said no. For those who are curious about this drink, buy it! Doesn''t hurt to try. It almost feels like alcohol running down your esophagus and nasty burning burps.
not bad
08-23-2010
Reviewer: Hellslauter (5)
its good until you swallow then you can feel the burn just dont try to chug it cause when i did it went up my nose and thats a far worse burn that your throat