The Cocaine 8.4 oz. Energy Drink Can - 24 Can Case has returned under a new label: "Insert Name Here:". This is the same drink that was loved and loathed - it debuted to much notoriety (and caused much anxiety in the FDA... society?...) and quickly became a media sensation.
Undeniably, the drink provides an impressive energy boost and has an interesting flavor unlike other energy drinks out there. Frankly, we all feel it tastes like Atomic FireBall Candy... in liquid form. The drink is 3 and half times as powerful as Red Bull® Energy drink with a Caffeine content of a staggering 280mg!
Note: Currently, cans are repackaged with a plastic label that hides the original Cocaine label underneath - small cut at the seal will with a knife or scissors will let you see the old label. Eventually the new label will be printed on the can.
Cocaine was banned in schools, stores, communities and eventually by the FDA itself - all due to its provocative name, the beverage itself is harmless, though its caffeine levels, like coffee, make it unrecommended for pregnant women, children and those who are overly sensitive to caffeine. To learn more about Cocaine and see various videos and news material about it, check out these two sites by the manufacturer:
DrinkCocaine.com
DrinkCocaine on MySpace.com
Features
- One can has the same kick as 3 and a half cans of Red Bull® Energy Drink!
- Renamed to "Insert Name Here" as the FDA took a disliking to the original name of "Cocaine".
- Currently, cans are repackaged with a plastic label that hides the original Cocaine label underneath - small cut at the seal will with a knife or scissors will let you see the old label. Eventually the new label will be printed on the can.
No Energy Drink "Crash"
With Cocaine you don't crash like from normal energy drinks as the drink features high quantities of the natural sugar, Dextrose. A monosaccharide (simple sugar), Dextrose (also known as Glucose) is a natural carbohydrate that is very easy for the body to use and is used heavily by the body during aerobic and anaerobic respiration. Since your body doesn't have to "work" to use the sugar, it eliminates the "crash" when the supply runs out.
Just the essentials are included in Cocaine.
You'll notice the ingredients list is pretty short; this is because of Cocaine's efficient design. Cocaine is intended as a straight energy drink, it has a strong, but not excessively sweet flavor, and as designed, it delivers a lot of energy. By working with natural flavoring, Cocaine achieves its unique flavor without an excess of chemicals and sweeteners.
Does Cocaine contain cocaine?
No. Nor do we, the manufacturers or anybody in the FDA recommend, condone, encourage or applaud the use of illicit drugs.
Why was it labeled Cocaine?
The manufacturers thought it was funny. We did too. The FDA didn't.
Total Reviews: 9
Average Rating: 
The Best Stuff Out There.
04-24-2008
Reviewer: Astlarya (2)
I tried this stuff about a year ago when my cousin found some at a gas station out in the boonies. And let me tell you, it is amazing. To me (and some disagree), it tastes like a Rooster Booster or a sweeter version of a Red Bull. It has that candy flavor. But the two best parts are that ithas 280mg/8.4oz -- A magnificent amount of caffeine in a small package -- and it burns like a crazy man a minute after you drink it. This is good stuff, people!! But I guess *sigh* I wouldn''t recommend it to people who haven''t gained a caffeine tolerance, because it''s a whole lotta good stuff. :D I just bought 120 cans (not all for me). I would back up this drink 100%.
Good drink, but may be just as bad as cocaine!
04-08-2008
Reviewer: Ryan Stevens (1)
One of my friends was drinking a cocaine the other day and he really seemed to like it. About 5 minutes after he finished drinking it, I noticed his face was starting breaking out really bad and it was turning very red. He was having a allergic reaction to something in the drink. I''ve personally seen other people drink this and be fine, but just make sure you check whats in it before you drink it, :)
Better safe then sorry!
Now that''s an energy drink!!
01-29-2008
Reviewer: StillUp (1)
I work third shift, and sometimes I have to push the envelope alittle. But when I do, one can of this stuff and 18 hours straight is a piece of cake!!
It''s the best..I wish I could do a comercial for it. Hell, I''d do it for free and a lifetime supply. Ha! Ha!
This is it!
11-01-2007
Reviewer: Ialmostdrown (2)
Unlike other energy drinks, this one actually works. The burn? Some people actually whine about that? The only sillier complaint is about the name. People will make a federal case out of anything nowadays. I just wish I could afford 10 cases.
AMAZING
10-10-2007
Reviewer: LordNecro (1)
I had this and a Bawls, was amazingly hyper, very fun, the burn wasnt that bad, I came to like it after the first drink
PURE AWESOME